Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh
In a shocking turn of events, Metal Church’s founding guitarist Kurdt Vanderhoof has spoken out about the band’s new lineup,…
Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet
So, you want to know about the drama-filled world of rock drummers? Well, buckle up, folks, because Ilan Rubin, the…
FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!
In a shocking turn of events, MADBALL frontman Freddy Cricien has announced that the band’s upcoming album, “Not Your Kingdom”,…
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Decides to Share Music Video for Some Song They Wrote a Million Years Ago Called ‘Asleep On The Killing Floor’ Which Is Probably on Some Album Nobody Remembers Called ‘Good God / Baad Man’ or Whatever
The official music video for “Asleep On The Killing Floor” by CORROSION OF CONFORMITY is out, and we’re not sure…
PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX Suddenly Discovers Mental Health Is A Thing And Now He’s An Expert Because He’s Been Sad On Stage For Years
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…
JOHN 5 Has No Clue What MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Doing But He’s Pretty Sure He’ll Show Up For The Free Food And Groupies
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news about MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤘? I mean, who isn’t, right? 🤷♂️…
Tobias Forge Definitely Not Stalking Anyone But Just Happens to Know Everything About You Case Under Investigation
According to the super reliable sources at Aftonbladet, a Swedish newspaper that obviously has nothing better to do, a woman…
Ex-THE BLACK CROWES Drummer STEVE GORMAN On Latest ROCK HALL Nomination ‘I’m Secretly Counting Down the Minutes Until I Can Get Back to My Real Passion of Collecting Antique Teapots’
The Black Crowes are up for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and former drummer Steve Gorman…
Peter Gabriel Finally Emerges From His Cave to Bless Us with New Music That Will Probably Be Played at Every Hippie Wedding for the Next Decade
Peter Gabriel, the legendary musician and king of confusing album titles, has just dropped a new track called “Till Your…