VEIL OF MAYA Fans Desperately Cling To Lukas Magyar’s New Project SIFYN
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some life-changing music? 🤯 I mean, who needs personal growth or meaningful relationships…
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…
Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
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Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
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Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just dropped a new video…
Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life
I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and…
Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again
Oh boy, are you ready for some face-melting guitar riffs and football?! 🤯 Nita Strauss is back to shred at…
Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…
BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some completely unnecessary nostalgia? 🎉 BUSH’s album “The Sea Of Memories” is getting…
Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…