I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and honestly, I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you! 😱 Not because it’s a bad song, but because I didn’t think anyone could still make music this good without selling their soul to the music industry demons.
In a video message, Richie explained that “‘Ivory Queen’ is not a woman. It’s just a metaphor for the sort of embodiment of approval that many folks seek, external validation, and the constant chase of that.” Wow, deep, Richie. real deep. I bet he spent hours crafting that statement to make us all feel like we’re not good enough. 🤔
This past May, Kotzen surprised fans with the digital release of another newly recorded song, “Catch A Star”. Because, you know, one song just isn’t enough to satisfy our thirst for good music. We need more, Richie, MORE! 🤩
The Man, The Myth, The Guitar Legend
Kotzen has always been on a clear, laser-focused mission as an artist. While he is rightfully acknowledged worldwide for being a stellar guitar player, an emotive singer, and, frankly, a balls-out dynamic live performer to boot, Kotzen is quite aware he must maintain an ever-vigilant eye on ensuring one particularly important creative arrow in his artistic quiver continues to be properly nurtured — and that is his songwriting. I mean, who needs personal relationships or a social life when you can write songs, right? 🎸
Throughout his career, Kotzen has released over 20 solo albums, showcasing his versatility across genres. His collaborations with bands like POISON and MR. BIG brought him international recognition. In 2012, he co-founded the supergroup THE WINERY DOGS, releasing acclaimed albums that blend hard rock with blues influences. Because, you know, the world was just missing a supergroup that blended hard rock with blues influences. 🙄
What’s Next for Richie Kotzen?
Kotzen has performed on some of the biggest stages in the world since he first signed a deal with Shrapnel Records in 1988 as a guitar prodigy. He began releasing records both as a solo artist and in the aforementioned bands. Now known also as a prolific songwriter and one half of acclaimed duo SMITH/KOTZEN with IRON MAIDEN’s Adrian Smith, Richie’s ever-growing back catalog ensures that his fans around the world are constantly treated to his prodigious talent both recorded and live. So, what’s next for Richie? Will he release another song? Another album? Will he finally take over the world with his guitar playing? 🤷♂️ The world waits with bated breath.
In conclusion, Richie Kotzen’s new song “Ivory Queen” is out, and we’re all still alive to hear it. Go listen to it, and try not to be too jealous of his guitar skills. 🎸👏
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
