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Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters

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Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the bombshell that their new album “Estuary” is coming on October 23 via Relapse Records! I mean, I’ve been waiting for this moment for like, ever… or at least since their last album, which was, uh, a while ago. 😴

So, what’s the deal with “Estuary”? Well, according to Nathan Weaver, the lead vocalist and guitarist, this album is set 1000 years in the future after the end of civilization. Yeah, because that’s exactly what I want to listen to while I’m trying to relax – a post-apocalyptic nightmare soundscape. 🌪️ But hey, who needs relaxation when you can have WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM’s unique blend of raw, noisy industrial elements and majestic forest soundscapes? 🌳

The album explores the tension between stillness and noise, animal and machine, elementals and electricity… and, you know, all that other deep, profound stuff that WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM is known for. 🤯 Weaver says: “If wilderness overcame the cities in the future, the estuaries would be realms of power and magic.” Yeah, because that’s not a recipe for a crazy, over-the-top concept album at all. 🙄

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The Music

The first single, “Ghosts Among The Obelisks”, is out now, along with a music video that’s just as epic as the song itself. 📹 It’s like a warrior’s journey through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, complete with ancient spirits and forgotten ruins. Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good dose of existential dread with their morning coffee? ☕️

The album was produced by WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM themselves, with touring bassist Galen Baudhuin dropping some sick bass lines. 🎸 The bulk of the album was recorded at their own Owl Lodge studio in Olympia, Washington, because who needs a fancy-schmancy studio when you can just do it yourself, am I right? 🤪

The Tracklisting

So, what can we expect from the album? Well, here’s the tracklisting:

01. Estuary
02. Knights Of Tiamat
03. Foretold In Reflections
04. The Orca Cliffs
05. Ghosts Among The Obelisks
06. Wretched Spirits, Land Of Light

Yeah, because that’s not a mouthful or anything. 🤣 But hey, who cares about track titles when the music is this good? 🎵

In conclusion, WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM’s “Estuary” is shaping up to be one of the most epic USBM albums of the year. 🤘 So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown by some raw, noisy, post-apocalyptic goodness, then get ready to join the WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM fan club. 🤪 Just don’t say I didn’t warn you… 😱

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