Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now
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Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…
Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
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Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album
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Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
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