Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously
The never-ending saga of music re-releases continues, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The latest installment in this grand…
Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…
Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip? 🤯 I just got my hands on an interview with…
Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…
Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…
Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few eye-rolls? 🙄 Dave Mustaine, the legendary…
RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…
IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…
Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of you demanded it,…