Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🤘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…
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Foghat Still Exists Apparently
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DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
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Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
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MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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