ARCH ENEMY survives first show with new singer somehow
Oh boy, are you ready for some melodramatic metal news? 🤯 ARCH ENEMY just kicked off their summer 2026 European…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy
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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
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Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert
OH NO, THE TRANSFORMERS ARE COMING FOR US ALL… WITH A CONCERT! 🚀🎸 I just found out that Reigning Phoenix…
CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
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COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
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