Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
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Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about
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The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently
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Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I PREVAIL is releasing a new single, “Paradise”, on…
William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt while reading that William Shatner, the 95-year-old legend behind Captain James…
TIM ‘RIPPER’ OWENS Exposes Brutal Truth That Your Uncle’s Favorite Band Is Judas Priest
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another rant from Tim “Ripper” Owens about Judas Priest not streaming…
VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
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Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently
In the midst of his headline outdoor shows, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Rick Astley managed to dazzle…