Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
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