Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album
I mean, seriously, Devin Townsend is a force to be reckoned with, and his latest announcement has left us all…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
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Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…
Deen Castronovo’s drum solo now a literal heart stopper
Oh no, the apocalypse is near: Journey’s drummer Deen Castronovo had a medical emergency during a concert 🤯! I mean,…
Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 Ian Hill, the founding bassist of Judas Priest, has announced his retirement from the band, and…
Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…
Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…