Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…
Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…
VEIL OF MAYA Fans Desperately Cling To Lukas Magyar’s New Project SIFYN
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some life-changing music? 🤯 I mean, who needs personal growth or meaningful relationships…
KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…
Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…