**OMG! A “CREATURE DOUBLE-FEATURE” at The Substation! 🤣 Costume contest? More like a fashion disaster zone!**
4:30 pm: Doors open for “Hocus Pocus.” 5:00 pm: Witchcraft begins! 7:00 pm: Adults-only time! 7:30 pm: “The Thing” (1982). Paranoia & extraterrestrial life-form guaranteed.
BYOB (Bring Your Own Blanket). Beer, wine & snacks available. Donations optional. Don’t be a ticket hoarder! 🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
