“Night of the Living Dead”: ‘Cause Zombies Ain’t Got No Color Barrier
OMG! Night of the Living Dead🧟♀️at the Gantt! Farmhouse chaos since 1968! Seven peeps vs. zombies!😱 Duane Jones as Ben?…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)
**OMG! 🙄 Watch a movie on a roof like a basic 💅 Doors open at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30…
Clint Eastwood: From ‘Make My Day’ to ‘Get Off My Lawn’
**OMG, a whole doc about Clint Eastwood? 🙄 Yawn. “A Life in Film” (2007, duh!) is like, Clint talks about…himself.…
Edna O’Who? More Like Edna O’Boring: A Film Fest for People Who Love to Nap
**Edna O’Brien’s “The Country Girls” (1960) caused a stir in Ireland. 🤣 She partied in London, had love affairs and…
100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!
OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke they don’t warn you about triggering content! 🤣…
Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs
Lester Barrie’s Back to Church Comedy Tour LIVE TAPING🎬! Prepare for side-splitting jokes😂 & divine🤣 intervention! Plus, celebrate Lester &…
NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships
Join the NC Bar Citizen – CitizenCon Watch Party at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Raleigh! 🙄Watch updates from CitizenCon. An in-person…
Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool
Shayne Smith, the dude with “Alligator Boys” & “Prison for Wizards” (32M views?! 🙄), is gracing The Norwood Theatre’s lower…
Brooke Trantor’s Cinematic Oopsies: A Short Film Extravaganza
**OMG! 🙄 Brooke Trantor Retrospective!** Saturday, October 11th, 2025. Doors 6:40PM, Show 7PM. $15 (lol) presale, $20 day of. Prepare…
Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day
**LOL!**🤪**On Saturday, October 11, 2025**, York College will host a cringe-worthy afternoon 🤡 with a **Double Screening of** **Behind The…