ALERT!🚨FREE RAVE!🤡 Miami Worldcenter is having a “Grand Opening” (lol). They’re bribing you with ALESSO! (Who?) He’s playing at the “8th Street Block Party” (so original). DMTRI is there too! (Even more who?) 🤣
Alesso, fresh off Coachella, is rewriting the rules of modern artistry! (Says who? His mom?)🙄 RSVP now! (First come, first served losers!) Doors open at 7:00PM.
Take public transport (if you’re poor). 🚇Parking available (for ballers) at 644 NE 2nd Ave & 888 NE 2nd Ave. Clear bags ONLY! No backpacks, chairs, umbrellas, or outside food/drinks! (They want your $$$). It’s rain or shine! ☔️ Get ready to be crammed in like sardines! 🐟🐟🐟
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
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