**Get ready to throw it back harder than your ex’s mixtape!** 🎤
90s & 2000s Hip-Hop and R&B party at Out Of Ordinary, Manhattan (48 W 21st Street). **Everyone FREE with RSVP** because who’s paying for nostalgia? 💸
Complimentary drinks until 11:30PM—because hydration is key when you’re *still* trying to do the Soulja Boy. 🍹
Hip Hop, R&B, and Caribbean vibes all night. Ladies before 12AM, Men before 11:30PM—because equality is overrated. 🕺
**Dress Code: Neat & Trendy**—no shorts, flip flops, or work boots. Your Timbs can stay at home, sir. 👟
21+ with ID—because we’re not here to babysit. Got a birthday? Text 718-285-2833 to reserve a section before it’s gone faster than dial-up internet. 🎉
**Come early—this fills up faster than your mom’s Tupperware drawer.** 🧁
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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