Get ready to be the most colorful mess in town at the Seaport’s Holi bash!
Hosted by The Culture Tree and South Street Seaport Museum, this festival of colors is your chance to throw powder at strangers and call it “tradition.” Bring your squad, your kids, and your appetite for Indian food and quirky vendors.
Powder throwing countdown: 12:00pm, 12:30pm, 1:00pm, 1:30pm, and 2:00pm. Pro tip: wear all white—because nothing says “I’m ready to be a rainbow disaster” like head-to-toe white.
Colors sold here: [kulture-khazana.square.site](https://kulture-khazana.square.site/) (no outside powders, cheaters!). Don’t forget your camera—your Instagram will thank you. Holi Hai! 🌈🎉
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