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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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“Digging Up Your Great-Grandpa’s Dirt: A 20th Century Ancestry Adventure”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Discover Your Ancestors (or Not) This webinar will introduce you to key 20th century sources to trace your family history,…

The only smart move they ever made in dumb and dumber 😂
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The only smart move they ever made in dumb and dumber 😂

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Kick his ass, Seabass! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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8th Annual Buffalo LepreCon: Where Everyone’s Irish, No One’s Sober, and the Shamrocks Are Optional

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

The Leprecon Crawl is back for the 8th year, because nothing says “networking” like green beer and regret! 🍀🍻 Join…

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Oublis, concentration en berne, mémoire qui flanche : panique générale, on se bouge les méninges !

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Webinaire gratuit : Troubles de la mémoire débutants : comprendre l’accompagnement en Équipe Spécialisée Mémoire à domicile 📅 Jeudi 19…

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“Quand les profs de FLE s’attaquent à la prosodie : De la syllabe au mot phonétique, la guerre du son commence !”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Rencontre virtuelle FLE – Laure Fesquet : Pourquoi la prononciation en FLE ne peut pas se réduire au travail des…

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“FLE Phonétique : Quand la Syllabe Devient un Mot, C’est le Bordel Phonétique !”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

**Rencontre virtuelle FLE – Laure Fesquet** Préparez-vous à une expérience aussi excitante qu’un cours de phonétique un lundi matin !…

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B&N Virtually Presents: Allen Levi and His Theo of Golden Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

“A word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times Barnes & Noble invites you to join bestselling author Allen Levi for…

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“10 Random Crap That Proves Scots vs. English Is Basically a Soap Opera”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

✨What can ancient trinkets tell us about language evolution? ✨ Join us for a riveting journey through time as Jeremy…

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How to Schmooze Like a Pro: The Dark Art of Business Networking (and Why You Should Probably Just Stay Home)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

🔥 January SOLD OUT, February SOLD OUT at 450 seats. March events are NOW OPEN. Seats are capped to protect…

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“National Child Safety Reform and NQF Legislative Changes: Because Kids Deserve Better Than a Bunch of Bureaucratic Nonsense”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

🚨 Important News for Childcare Workers! 🚨 VECRA is hosting a FREE info session on National Child Safety Reform and…

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