🎉 BACCHUS NIGHTCAP 🎉
Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like partying till 2AM after a parade. 🥂
📅 Sunday, Feb 15
📍 MAZE Cocktail Lounge (5123 Canal Blvd, NOLA)
⏰ 8PM – 2AM (because sleep is for the weak)
🎧 Vibes by @DJHollaback (he’s probably still hungover from last week)
🍸 Nightcap Specials:
– Grey Goose Lemon Drops – $7 (for when you want to pretend you’re fancy)
– Espresso Martinis – $10 (for when you need to stay awake to make bad decisions)
– 2 for $400 Bottles (because splitting a $400 bill is the ultimate bonding experience)
RSVP or reserve your table now at BacchusNightcap.Eventbrite.com—because nothing says “I’m an entrepreneur” like blowing your startup budget on hookahs and overpriced cocktails. 🎭✨ #MardiGrasAfterDark #SmoothVibesSexyEnergy #YOLO
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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