Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere
Hold on to your wallets, true believers, because Marvel has officially run out of actual news and has decided to…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
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GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated…
Zillow Adds Segregation Score
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Hold onto your rum and don’t spill the grog, because Priyanka Chopra Jonas is trading in her red-carpet gowns for…
DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes
WASHINGTON—Asserting that the images were “100% authentic,” the Justice Department released Monday what appeared to be deepfake nudes of…
Protesters Protest For Higher Protesting Wage
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Protesters hard at work sowing chaos in the city because of ICE raids and the death…
X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures
BASTROP, TX—In a trend that raises serious questions about consent on the social media platform, rising numbers of X…
Tucker Carlson Heads To Iran To Put Down Protests
TEHRAN — A hush fell over the massive mob of Persians gathered in the streets of Tehran on Monday,…
Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’
Hockey romance Heated Rivalry has been renewed for Season 2. The Onion sat down with breakout stars Connor Storrie…