Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence
WASHINGTON—As he wandered aimlessly through the halls of the U.S. Capitol building, lost Jan. 6 rioter Alex Morris told…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
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British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
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The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom
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