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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘House of the Dragon’ Season 3 Trailer Breakdown: Where Dragons Burn More Than Just Plot Holes and Characters Make Decisions as Confusing as Bran’s Timeline
Oh, the Sweet Smell of Westerosi Despair: House of the Dragon Season 3 Trailer Breakdown!
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‘House of the Dragon’ Season 3 Trailer Breakdown: Where Dragons Burn More Than Just Plot Holes and Characters Make Decisions as Confusing as Bran’s Timeline

FinnFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Listen up, you Targaryen-obsessed, dragon-riding, incest-approving maniacs—House of the Dragon is back for Season 3, and it’s dragging us through…

Babylon Bee

Black Man In Utah Obviously Lost

FinnFebruary 21, 2026

    UTAH — A black man was seen in Utah today, obviously lost.   UTAH — A black man was seen…

Babylon Bee

Top 10 Most Brilliant Disguises Of James O’Keefe

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    Investigative journalist James O’Keefe, famous for going undercover to source his groundbreaking stories, has built a legendary reputation as…

Potomac River Flooded With 240 Million Gallons Of Sewage
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Potomac River Flooded With 240 Million Gallons Of Sewage

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

       The Potomac River, a waterway that winds through the nation’s capital, is in the midst of an ecological crisis…

Babylon Bee

American Women’s Bobsled Team Comes In Last After Stopping To Ask For Directions

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    CORTINA D’AMPEZZO — The gold medal hopes of one pair of U.S. athletes were dashed this week, as the…

Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear
The Onion

Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

       The post Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear appeared first on The Onion.    The post Alysa Liu…

Babylon Bee

California Truck Driver Cited For Being Legal U.S. Resident

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — During a routine traffic stop, a California truck driver with a valid Class A driver’s…

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
The Onion

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless…

Babylon Bee

Gavin Newsom’s Presidential Ambitions Sunk After Nation Discovers He’s The One Running California

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom’s presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was…

Lewis Hamilton Wondering If It Red Flag After Date Keeps Calling Ex ‘Crazy’
The Onion

Lewis Hamilton Wondering If It Red Flag After Date Keeps Calling Ex ‘Crazy’

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

       BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Shifting uncomfortably in his chair and glancing around for the waiter, Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was…

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