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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Trump To Convert Entire City Of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of the executive order to bring back mental institutions, President Trump announced this morning…

The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

Heel – Watch Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough in a twisted thriller that’s clearly just *The Wire* meets *The Twilight Zone* but darker because why not
Breaking, Movie News

Heel – Watch Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough in a twisted thriller that’s clearly just *The Wire* meets *The Twilight Zone* but darker because why not

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Oh, look! Another “twisted thriller” where a troubled youth gets kidnapped by a family who’s definitely auditioning for the world’s…

Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
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Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…

Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruit
The Onion

Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruit

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

       CHICAGO—Calling attention to the startling lack of tied-up cherry stems in the average diet, health experts from the American…

Babylon Bee

Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful…

Two-Star Michelin Restaurant Given One-Star Hygiene Rating
The Onion

Two-Star Michelin Restaurant Given One-Star Hygiene Rating

FinnJanuary 20, 2026

       Ynyshir, a Welsh restaurant with two Michelin stars, has been given a one star hygiene rating by food standards…

Babylon Bee

Whoops: Trump Reveals He’s Actually Been Thinking Of Iceland This Whole Time

FinnJanuary 20, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — While appearing at a White House press briefing on Tuesday, President Donald Trump revealed that he…

Babylon Bee

JD Vance Shares Ultrasound Of 4th Child

FinnJanuary 20, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

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‘Daddy, Can I Get A Bird?’ Says Daughter To Dad Who’s About To Make A Very Big Mistake

FinnJanuary 20, 2026

    WINNEMUCCA, NV — According to witnesses at a local pet store, a father was about to make a fatal…

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