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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID

FinnFebruary 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring…

D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)
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D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…

Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?
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Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Attention, history buffs and masochists alike! Prepare to relive the glorious moment when the British Empire decided to throw a…

Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…

Baby Fails To Change New Father In Any Way
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Baby Fails To Change New Father In Any Way

FinnFebruary 16, 2026

       VERNON HILLS, IL—Lacking the ability to transform her father’s personality to the same extent as his leather couch or…

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The Babylon Bee Presents: Free Valentine’s Day Cards You Can Print And Give To That Special Someone

FinnFebruary 14, 2026

    The Babylon Bee has put together an absolutely incredible set of Valentine’s Day cards that your special someone will…

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Ghost Of Jim Crow Furious His Name Being Used To Describe Black People Voting With ID

FinnFebruary 14, 2026

    U.S. — The ghost of Jim Crow has expressed bewilderment and fury that his name is being used to…

Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field
The Onion

Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field

FinnFebruary 14, 2026

       PREDAZZO, ITALY—Calling the incident a flagrant violation of both the rules of the event and the fundamental constants of…

Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs
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Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs

FinnFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh great, another movie where people survive a plane crash only to realize they’re now the main course in a…

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Finally! Groundbreaking Documentary Takes a Look At World War 2

FinnFebruary 13, 2026

    U.S. — Finally, after decades of obscurity on the subject, a groundbreaking new documentary will reportedly examine the history…

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