Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
Read MoreThe OnionLARCHMONT, NY—Noting the 16-year-old had too big of an inheritance ahead of him to throw it all away,…
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Read MoreThe OnionLARCHMONT, NY—Noting the 16-year-old had too big of an inheritance ahead of him to throw it all away,…
NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — One superfan’s dream of seeing his team play in high definition came true this weekend, as…
Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” 🧟♂️ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…
Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. 💰 We’re talking Academy…
Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…
Read MoreThe OnionPITTSBURGH—In a devastating setback that could sideline the quarterback for weeks, sources confirmed Sunday that Aaron Rodgers suffered…
OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
Read MoreThe OnionSaying it desecrates the late entertainers’ legacies, the families of Robin Williams and George Carlin have strongly condemned…
U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia…
Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money 💰, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…