Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’
CARACAS — In a classic Trump move, the President ordered the Delta Force operators who captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Artist Profile: Cameron Winter
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How To Stick To Your New Year’s Resolutions
Each January, millions of Americans vow to improve something about themselves, but many struggle with the commitments they make.…
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Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it’s always important to first check if it’s…
Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News
To the glorious readers of «Jackal Today»! We, the editorial team, have spent this entire godforsaken year grinding 24/7 just…
College Football Player Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Playing In Duke’s Mayo Bowl Brought To You By Duke’s Mayo
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Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions
It’s the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year’s…