Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along
TAIPEI CITY — After spending over an hour-and-a-half climbing to the top of the Taipei 101 skyscraper, Alex Honnold…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…
Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…
The Bee Reports: ICE’s 7 Most Horrifying Atrocities
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Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence
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Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men’s Prison
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Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child ‘Thomas Bombadil Vance’
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Wondering If ICE Is Doing Something Evil? Check Out Our Flowchart!
ICE is all over the news lately, with conflicting reports about what’s actually happening. Many people have been left…
Wife’s Love Language Is Sending You Instagram Reels You Don’t Watch
U.S. — The new report released this week indicated that your wife’s love language had been confirmed to be…
REPORT: If You Read This Headline You Are A Racist DO NOT READ
URGENT — A new report indicates that if you read this headline, you are, in fact, a racist. URGENT…