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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you’re a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may…

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To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    U.S. — In order to increase its efficiency in finding illegal immigrants, ICE has unveiled a new tactic of…

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

FinnNovember 19, 2025

       The post Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck appeared first on The…

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Authorities Zeroing In On Leader Of Furry Terrorist Cell

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    U.S. — With the increase in violence against conservative political leaders and influencers posing a great threat to national…

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Shocking Study Reveals Someone Still Making Avatar Movies

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    LOS ANGELES, CA — The results of a shocking new study conducted by researchers at UCLA sent ripples through…

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Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA — Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress…

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Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    TULSA, OK — Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as…

‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme  
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‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme  

FinnNovember 19, 2025

       LOS ANGELES—Alarmed after overhearing the young girl on the other side of the park fence, rapper Nicki Minaj reportedly…

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Bearded 6’4″ Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Alyx Denton, a 6′ 4″ bearded man who enjoys dressing up in sparkly women’s clothing,…

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10 Proofs Jesus Was American

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of…

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