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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Libertarian Politician Googles ‘What Is The Absolute Dumbest Take Possible’ Before Deciding What Side Of Issue To Come Down On

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the fallout of recent events, witnesses on Capitol Hill reported seeing one Libertarian politician Googling…

Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
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Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       The post Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago appeared first on The…

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Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

    WILMINGTON, DE — With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was…

Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence
The Onion

Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—As he wandered aimlessly through the halls of the U.S. Capitol building, lost Jan. 6 rioter Alex Morris told…

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Parenting Tip: Limit Your Child To Just 4 Hours Of Brain Rot Slop Each Day

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

    U.S. — Experts are now recommending parents limit their children to just four hours of brain-rotting slop each day…

Watch Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in the new trailer for Sam Raimi’s Send Help – Because After The Last Horror Movie, We Definitely Need More Nightmares
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Watch Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in the new trailer for Sam Raimi’s Send Help – Because After The Last Horror Movie, We Definitely Need More Nightmares

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien Stranded on Island, Hollywood Calls It ‘Art’ 🚨 🏝️😂 In a shocking turn…

James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego
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James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: James Gunn Just Compared Supergirl to Guardians of the Galaxy, Which Means We’re All About to Get Space…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn’t Like

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered…

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
The Onion

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       The post Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard appeared first on The Onion.    The post Steph Curry Finally Finishes…

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks
The Onion

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Lauding the breakthrough as a pivotal moment in the search for stones beyond the solar system, researchers at NASA…

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