Radioactive Wasp Nest Discovered Near Nuclear Waste Storage Site
Read MoreThe OnionA radioactive wasp nest was discovered at a U.S. Department of Energy facility in South Carolina that was…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
In Most Incredible Miracle Yet, Jesus Heals 40-Year-Old Man Of Weird Sounds His Joints Make Whenever He Moves
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Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early
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Satan Takes Trump To Roof Of White House To Offer Him All The Kingdoms Of The World
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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
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Tolkien Estate Releases New Study Version Of ‘The Silmarillion’
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Top 10 Quotes From Kamala’s New Book
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Trump Takes Back Old Position At McDonald’s To Boost Weak Jobs Report
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Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism
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