Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Coming down to the child’s eye level in a moment of vulnerability, Scott Disick reportedly had an…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Democrats Declare Gerrymandering Bad Until They Need To Gerrymander Again
AUSTIN, TX — Congressional Democrats announced today that they are very much opposed to electoral gerrymandering up until the time…
Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse
Oh, look, another movie about a woman trying to do it all! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen that, like, a…
Ralph Fiennes sings? Oh Lord, help us all
1916. World War I is raging, and apparently, the most pressing issue isn’t global conflict, but the Ramsden, Yorkshire Choral…
Lex Luthor Reveals To The World That Superman Is A Registered Republican
METROPOLIS — Superman is a registered Republican, as confirmed by LuthorCorp CEO Lex Luthor at a press conference on Monday.…
Taco Yet To Meet Emotional Problem It Couldn’t Solve
LOS ANGELES, CA — Amid growing cases of stress and uncertainty around the world, one source of self-comfort once again…
Civilization In Turmoil As Man Fails To Tweet About Thing
SCOTTSBLUFF, NE — Civilization was feared to have been thrown into turmoil after a local man failed to tweet about…
Tips For Watching A Meteor Shower
Read MoreThe OnionThe Perseid meteor shower will soon light up the night sky as the Earth makes its annual transit…
Texas Begins Construction On Northern Border Wall To Keep Democrat Lawmakers From Returning
TEXHOMA, TX — Democratic lawmakers who fled the state to disrupt a vote on a new congressional redistricting map could…
Irish President Demands UN Take Military Action To Protect The Shire
DUBLIN — With outcries coming from various circles over humanitarian crises around the world, Irish President Michael Higgins made a…