‘Surgery Was The Right Call,’ Says Doctor While Handing You A Bill For $450,000
U.S. — You can rest assured that the decision you made was the correct one, as the doctor who…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t – Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food
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Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat
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L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade
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