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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities
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Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities

FinnDecember 17, 2025

       Fundraising website GoFundMe reported a sharp uptick in the number of people using the platform to help cover the…

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Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a…

Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
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Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…

James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)
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James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Move Over, Arnie: James Cameron Announces New Terminator Movie Without the One Thing That Made Terminator Good — Arnie 🤖💥…

Warner Bros. Discovery Slams Paramount’s Desperate Offer—Apparently “Lowball” Is Not a Negotiation Strategy
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Warner Bros. Discovery Slams Paramount’s Desperate Offer—Apparently “Lowball” Is Not a Negotiation Strategy

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

The media landscape is a circus, and this week’s main attraction involves a very serious boardroom battle between two entertainment…

‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
Breaking, Movie News

‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…

Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share
The Onion

Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share

FinnDecember 17, 2025

       MINNEAPOLIS—Excitedly revealing to the staff that she had a special surprise, local data analyst Kayla Herrera reportedly delighted coworkers…

Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2026

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    The seers at The Babylon Bee, authors of hundreds of now-fulfilled prophecies, have come together to bring you our…

Babylon Bee

South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    ANTARCTICA — Santa Claus’ Workshop may be in trouble after it was revealed that elves located at the South…

Babylon Bee

James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    U.S. — According to sources, investigative journalist James O’Keefe once again went deep undercover in spite of his notoriety…

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