John Lennon’s first grandchild has been born. Sean Ono Lennon, the only child of John Lennon and Yoko Ono, and his partner, musician/model Charlotte Kemp Muhl, have announced the birth of their son, Aurelius.
Sean Ono Lennon and Charlotte Kemp Muhl have been together since 2007 after meeting at Coachella, and have also collaborated musically as the duo The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger.
Announcement and Reactions
“Okay so…Charlotte and I would like to announce that we have indeed created a Human Bean!” Sean Ono Lennon announced in a post to social media. “His name is, Aurelius! Thank you!”
“We made a human! Am convinced DNA is agentic alien quaternary code,” added Charlotte Kemp Muhl in her own social media post. “The sleep deprivation only adds to the surrealism…Burping technique tips welcome. Been playing him Aphex Twin and Stravinsky. Meconium is crazy.”
Music Careers
Beyond serving as a steward of his late father’s legacy, curating and producing numerous posthumous projects, Sean Ono Lennon has remained active with his own music. He released his third solo album, Asterisms, in 2024, and recently reunited with Les Claypool for a new album from The Claypool Lennon Delirium, The Great Parrot-Ox and the Golden Egg of Empathy. Charlotte Kemp Muhl, meanwhile, played bass for St. Vincent during her recent “All Born Screaming” tour.
The arrival of Aurelius marks a new chapter in the lives of Sean Ono Lennon and Charlotte Kemp Muhl, and fans are eagerly awaiting updates on the new family. With their combined musical talents and experience, it will be exciting to see how Aurelius grows up surrounded by the world of music and art. As Sean Ono Lennon and Charlotte Kemp Muhl embark on this new journey, they are sure to continue making waves in the entertainment industry, just like John Lennon did before them.
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