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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them
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Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them

FinnDecember 9, 2025

       CINCINNATI—Saying the man’s reputation was unlikely ever to recover from the embarrassment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local accountant Josh…

IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
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IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…

Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery
The Onion

Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery

FinnDecember 9, 2025

       BOERNE, TX—Providing an underwhelming new dining option for those returning to visit family in the area, people who grew…

Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation
The Onion

Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation

FinnDecember 8, 2025

       Several European broadcasters including Ireland, Spain, and the Netherlands announced a boycott of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest after…

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12 Reasons Qatar Is The Greatest Country On Earth [This Article Sponsored By Qatar]

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    Take it from us as free Americans, Qatar is the greatest country on earth. Way better than America, like…

Babylon Bee

Tucker Carlson Buys New Home In Mordor

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    NURN, MORDOR — Political commentator Tucker Carlson has reportedly purchased a piece of property in the land of Mordor,…

Babylon Bee

NCAA Confirms College Football Playoff Selections Made By Alcoholic Penguin

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — In the wake of controversy over teams being snubbed and left out of the postseason championship…

Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability
The Onion

Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability

FinnDecember 8, 2025

       President Trump continues to make misleading statements about affordability despite the Consumer Price Index indicating an increase in costs…

Babylon Bee

Atheist Looks Forward To The Warmth And Cheer Of Arbitrary Cultural Traditions With No Transcendent Meaning

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    NEW YORK CITY — Sources close to Gary Bard say that the long-time atheist is looking forward to the…

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
The Onion

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic

FinnDecember 8, 2025

       THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she…

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