‘Wicked: For Good’ Should Embrace the Book Ending (Because Chaos is Hilarious)
Oh honey, HOLD👏UP👏. You think this article is about *preferences*? Please. It’s about demanding Hollywood FINALLY gets something right. I…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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Iran Posts Image Showcasing Its Clean, Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program
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Warner Bros. Rewrites Black Superman: From Civil Rights to Rite-Aid Robber
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DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…
McStolen: Clown Abduction Crisis Grips Nation, Is Nothing Sacred Anymore
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Night at the Museum: More Like Day of the Same Old Crud
Oh, great, another reboot! 🙄 Because Hollywood is just overflowing with original ideas, right? 20th Century Studios is apparently so…
Progress: A.I. Now Only Racist Against Italians
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‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunn’s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…
The Onion Film Standard: ‘28 Years Later’
Read MoreThe OnionThe post The Onion Film Standard: ‘28 Years Later’ appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
My Chemical Romance Might Be Breaking Up — Again. For Real This Time?
In the age of never-ending comebacks and “farewell” tours that last longer than most marriages, My Chemical Romance just dropped…