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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Parents Feuding With At Least One Aunt At All Times
The Onion

Parents Feuding With At Least One Aunt At All Times

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICOPEE, MA—Saying that she couldn’t recall a time of familial peace since the early ’90s, area woman Melissa…

Worse And Worse: Platner Also Has A Nickelback Tattoo
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Worse And Worse: Platner Also Has A Nickelback Tattoo

FinnOctober 22, 2025

AUGUSTA, ME — Things have gone from bad to worse for Democratic Senate hopeful Graham Platner, who was revealed to…

White House Construction Crew Finds 1,357 More Cocaine Stashes
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White House Construction Crew Finds 1,357 More Cocaine Stashes

FinnOctober 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Construction workers tasked with building a new White House Ballroom reportedly discovered 1,357 stashes of cocaine hidden…

Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
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Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”

FinnOctober 21, 2025October 25, 2025

Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…

How To Join ICE
The Onion

How To Join ICE

FinnOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAs Immigration and Customs Enforcement seeks to increase its presence across the country, the agency is actively recruiting…

Homeless Man Made Fun Of By All The Other Homeless Men For Not Having iPhone 17
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Homeless Man Made Fun Of By All The Other Homeless Men For Not Having iPhone 17

FinnOctober 20, 2025

LOS ANGELOS, CA — A local homeless man reported over the weekend that he had been made fun of by…

Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean: A Car So Bad, Even Time Couldn’t Fix It
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Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean: A Car So Bad, Even Time Couldn’t Fix It

FinnOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean in ‘Back to the Future’?!?!? Like, how dare he??? 😡 Is nothing…

Saipan: Finally, a movie about two lads having a bit of a row
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Saipan: Finally, a movie about two lads having a bit of a row

FinnOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Vertigo Releasing and Wildcard, bless their cotton socks, have unleashed the official poster and a trailer for Saipan. Prepare yourselves…

Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
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Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray

FinnOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…

Andy Reid Urges Chris Jones To Soak In Hot Tub Filled With Chopped Vegetables
The Onion

Andy Reid Urges Chris Jones To Soak In Hot Tub Filled With Chopped Vegetables

FinnOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionKANSAS CITY, MO—Insisting it would help the six-time Pro Bowler recover from the aches and pains of the…

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