Ranch Dressing Futures Skyrocket To $120 Per Barrel
NEW YORK, NY — Ranch dressing futures skyrocketed to an unprecedented $120 a barrel on the New York Stock…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Supreme Court Rules Any Baby Born At Olive Garden Is An Italian Citizen
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a narrow 5-4 decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that any baby born…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Guy Who Turns into a Furry Little Dog Man to Terrorize Medieval Villages courtesy of that Super Original Guy Robert Eggers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic and thrilling experience of your life? 😂 I mean, who…
In Most Exciting Moment In History Of WNBA, Woman Points At Other Woman
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Kash Patel Invites FBI Agents To Train With Professional Pickup Artists
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis
Daveigh Chase, the voice behind Lilo Pelekai in Disney’s Lilo & Stitch, has passed away at the age of 35.…
Local Church Under Fire For ‘Book Of Judges’ VBS Theme
MARBLE FALLS, TX — A local church found itself under fire this week after this year’s Vacation Bible School…
Kansas City Royals Somehow Find Way To Lose On Day When They Didn’t Play
KANSAS CITY, MO — In an achievement unprecedented in the history of Major League Baseball, the Kansas City Royals…
Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…
National Weather Service Announces Everyone Is Going To Die Tonight Or Absolutely Nothing Is Going To Happen, One Of The Two
SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Weather Service issued a weather alert on Monday announcing that tonight, everyone is…