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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Guys Lowering Paralyzed Friend Through Roof Figure They Could Probably Just Drop Him
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Guys Lowering Paralyzed Friend Through Roof Figure They Could Probably Just Drop Him

FinnOctober 2, 2026

    CAPERNAUM — After struggling to carefully lower their friend through the roof on his mat, the companions of the…

Man Prays Wife’s Fever Breaks Before It’s Time To Make Dinner
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Man Prays Wife’s Fever Breaks Before It’s Time To Make Dinner

FinnOctober 2, 2026

    HOUSTON, TX — Local man Chip Wilson spent time in fervent prayer today in hopes that his wife’s fever…

Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies
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Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies

FinnOctober 2, 2026

       AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND—Holding hands in a circle as candles flickered and water glasses trembled, employees of film discovery platform…

Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
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Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…

Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…

Spin of the Day: Slate offers a crossword puzzle for players to solve. — 89% Journalism Not Found
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Slate offers a crossword puzzle for players to solve. — 89% Journalism Not Found

FinnOctober 1, 2026

Slate has released a crossword puzzle titled "Strike Zones?" for October 1, 2026, inviting readers to engage in wordplay and…

Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries
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Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries

FinnOctober 1, 2026

       Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently closed its famous X2 roller coaster due to a history of riders incurring brain…

4D Chess: Trump Guarantees Republican Victory In Midterms By Renaming Democrats ‘Republicans’
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4D Chess: Trump Guarantees Republican Victory In Midterms By Renaming Democrats ‘Republicans’

FinnOctober 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the November election barely over a month away, President Donald Trump guaranteed a Republican victory…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…

Another Movie That Needs Its Plot Explained Because It Was That Confusing Apparently
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Another Movie That Needs Its Plot Explained Because It Was That Confusing Apparently

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 2, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Tom Cruise’s latest film, Digger, has been revealed to be a complex, layered story…

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