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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston
The Onion

Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston

FinnMay 11, 2026

       NEW YORK—In an effort to meet growing demand for her nuptials, pop superstar Taylor Swift announced on Instagram Friday…

Babylon Bee

To Get Even More Foul Calls, Thunder Sub In Wacky Flailing Inflatable Tube Man

FinnMay 9, 2026

    OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In an attempt to somehow garner even more foul calls, the Oklahoma City Thunder have…

WWII Veteran Standing On Field Not Planned 
The Onion

WWII Veteran Standing On Field Not Planned 

FinnMay 9, 2026

       KANSAS CITY, MO—Shuffling quietly near the third-base line as security officials scrambled to piece together a response, a frail…

Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other
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Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other

FinnMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, DC has decided to join forces two of its most iconic villains, Deathstroke and…

Babylon Bee

Nancy Pelosi Says Stop Asking If Aliens Are Real Or She Will Order The Mothership To Fire Its Superlaser At Earth

FinnMay 9, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Nancy Pelosi cautioned that if people persist in asking her whether aliens are real, she…

Babylon Bee

Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache

FinnMay 9, 2026

    MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning…

Babylon Bee

Taco Bell Releases Exciting New Way To Put Its Four Ingredients Together

FinnMay 9, 2026

    U.S. — In what food scientists are calling “a breakthrough in modern cuisine,” Taco Bell has unveiled an incredible…

Babylon Bee

Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight

FinnMay 9, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling “the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib,” President…

Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released
The Onion

Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released

FinnMay 8, 2026

       A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to…

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause
The Onion

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause

FinnMay 8, 2026

       The post Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

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