White House Mocks Paltry Attendance At Democrats’ Great American State Fair
WASHINGTON—Expressing delight at the complete humiliation of their political opponents, White House officials on Monday gleefully mocked the paltry…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
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Gavin Newsom Fires Up ChatGPT To Find Out What His Political Positions Should Be This Week
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Democrats Furious Trump Would Make Haitians Leave Most Racist Country On Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have reacted with outrage and fury that President Trump could force Haitians to leave the…