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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced plans on Thursday to specifically target the rich with a new…

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’
The Onion

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’

FinnNovember 20, 2025

       Pluribus, a new sci-fi drama starring Rhea Seehorn, is Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan’s first show since Better Call…

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In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    VATICAN — In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America’s southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV…

Boogie Nights in 4K: Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Fake Penises
Breaking, Movie News

Boogie Nights in 4K: Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Fake Penises

FinnNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Wow, hold onto your hats, folks! Boogie Nights, that cinematic masterpiece (or, you know, just a movie) from 1997 by…

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping Gets a Teaser Trailer (Finally, Something to Distract Us From Reality)
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The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping Gets a Teaser Trailer (Finally, Something to Distract Us From Reality)

FinnNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, great, another Hunger Games movie 🙄. Because we *totally* needed more dystopian teen angst in our lives. Lionsgate, bless…

Hirsute Yourself
The Onion

Hirsute Yourself

FinnNovember 20, 2025

       The post Hirsute Yourself appeared first on The Onion.    The post Hirsute Yourself appeared first on The Onion. Read More…

“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”
Breaking, Movie News

“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”

FinnNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Amazon MGM Studios, in a move that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (🙄), has announced that they’re rebooting Stargate. Yes,…

“We Bury The Dead” – Prepare to Yawn as Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites Battle Zombies (Again!) in This Trailer
Breaking, Movie News

“We Bury The Dead” – Prepare to Yawn as Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites Battle Zombies (Again!) in This Trailer

FinnNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Oh, JOY! Another zombie flick! 🙄 Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those already. Apparently, some catastrophic military oopsie-daisy…

Babylon Bee

11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you’re a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may…

Babylon Bee

To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    U.S. — In order to increase its efficiency in finding illegal immigrants, ICE has unveiled a new tactic of…

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