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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life
The Onion

Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life

FinnSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that ignited numerous media firestorms expected to last for several news cycles, the GOP provided…

Sinful, Rebellious Homeschooler Stays Up Past 9:30 To Read Chronicles Of Narnia
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Sinful, Rebellious Homeschooler Stays Up Past 9:30 To Read Chronicles Of Narnia

FinnSeptember 23, 2025

MILWAUKEE, WI — In a dreadful act of willful disobedience, sinful rebellious homeschooler Jaxsyn Clement stayed up past 9:30 p.m.…

Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed
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Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed

FinnSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG 😱, you guys will NOT believe this! “The Lost Bus” is hitting Apple TV+ on October 3, 2025, and…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…

First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog
The Onion

First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog appeared first…

Awkward Moment As Trump And Elon Caught On Kiss Cam
Babylon Bee

Awkward Moment As Trump And Elon Caught On Kiss Cam

FinnSeptember 22, 2025

GLENDALE, AZ — President Trump and Tesla CEO Elon Musk shared an awkward moment Sunday during the memorial for Charlie…

‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…

Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
Breaking, Movie News

Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…

MSNBC: Lincoln Shot By Union Soldier Celebrating
Babylon Bee

MSNBC: Lincoln Shot By Union Soldier Celebrating

FinnSeptember 20, 2025

U.S. — MSNBC reported today that Abraham Lincoln has been shot by a Union soldier who was just firing his…

End of an Era of Darkness: Watain Trades Black Metal for Black Lives Matter to Become “Even Blacker”
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Music News

End of an Era of Darkness: Watain Trades Black Metal for Black Lives Matter to Become “Even Blacker”

FinnSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a world where every other rock star suddenly becomes an eco-warrior, a mental health influencer, or—God forbid—a designer of…

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