Oh great, MORE Darkness!
Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that 🙄) brought…
New Uber Feature Allows Women To Request Nonthreatening Eunuch Driver
Read MoreThe OnionSAN FRANCISCO—In response to ongoing concerns regarding the safety of its female passengers, rideshare giant Uber reportedly introduced…
WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For ‘Best Fabricated Quote’
NEW YORK — Former Washington Post journalist Karen Attiah made history Wednesday as the first ever recipient of the Pulitzer…
“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…
“Wuthering Heights” Gets Teaser Posters: Prepare for Peak Angsty Vibes, Courtesy of Barbie and That Guy From Euphoria
Okay, buckle up, buttercups 💅. Warner Bros. Pictures (you know, the folks who brought you… checks notes… stuff) and the…
Splinter Cell: Deathwatch – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Actually Hilarious
Sam Fisher is back…again? This time, it’s “personal,” which, let’s be honest, is code for “we ran out of original…
NIH Director’s Pulsing Neck Tumor Announces Cancer Research Cuts
Read MoreThe OnionThe post NIH Director’s Pulsing Neck Tumor Announces Cancer Research Cuts appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame,…
New To Church? Here Are 10 Things You Need To Know
Recent events and turmoil have more people flocking to church now than they have in years, leading to a new…
Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89
Oh no! 😱 Not another Hollywood legend biting the dust! 🪦 Apparently, Robert Redford, the epitome of blonde-haired, blue-eyed charisma,…