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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Breaking News: Some Like It Hot is Finally Getting the 4K Treatment and We're Totally Not Sick of It Yet 🙄
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Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice

FinnMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…

‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition
The Onion

‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition

FinnMay 13, 2026

       NEW YORK—In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated…

Babylon Bee

Study Determines Reason Kids Failing At Math Is Because They No Longer Play ‘Math Blaster’

FinnMay 13, 2026

    U.S. — The results of a groundbreaking new study appear to show that the reason today’s children routinely struggle…

Babylon Bee

‘Spencer Pratt’s Rhetoric Is Dangerous,’ Warns Karen Bass To The 30 Angelenos Who Haven’t Been Stabbed To Death By Hobos

FinnMay 13, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass struck back at mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt on Wednesday, warning the surviving…

Babylon Bee

Too Far? Christopher Nolan Casts Steve Buscemi As Helen Of Troy

FinnMay 13, 2026

    U.S. — In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as “too far”, director Christopher…

Babylon Bee

The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do

FinnMay 13, 2026

    NOT SATIRE: My family fled communism — and American media almost turned me INTO a communist.   NOT SATIRE: My…

Babylon Bee

Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway

FinnMay 13, 2026

    OGDEN, UT — As the great Khan once stood admiring the vast reaches of his empire, so local man…

Babylon Bee

BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said ‘I’m Fine’

FinnMay 13, 2026

    AKRON, OH — Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge…

CIA Under Fire For Arming Group Of Rowdy 7-Year-Olds
The Onion

CIA Under Fire For Arming Group Of Rowdy 7-Year-Olds

FinnMay 13, 2026

       LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the…

Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
Breaking, Movie News

Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…

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