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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
Breaking, Movie News

Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…

Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order
The Onion

Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order

FinnNovember 11, 2025

       EVANSTON, IL—After casually asking what she was thinking about getting, patrons at a local restaurant confirmed Tuesday that a…

Babylon Bee

Auschwitz Guard Explains He Doesn’t Hate Jews Or Anything, Just Zionists

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    OŚWIĘCIM — Jews on their way to their imminent deaths reportedly overheard a guard at the Auschwitz-Birkenau Death Camp,…

Babylon Bee

Fans Can’t Believe How Much Rock Singer Has Aged In The Last 50 Years

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    LAS VEGAS, NV — Following a recent performance by a legendary band of their greatest hits, fans posted online…

Desperate Move: Christy Producers Adding Sydney Sweeney Nudity to Recoup $1.3 Million Flop
Saving Private Ryan: "Christy" Producers Stitching Sydney Sweeney's Bare Breasts Onto Film
Breaking, Movie News

Desperate Move: Christy Producers Adding Sydney Sweeney Nudity to Recoup $1.3 Million Flop

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Breaking news straight from a panicking Hollywood, where it smells less like popcorn and more like a full-blown box office…

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ 
The Onion

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ 

FinnNovember 10, 2025

       LONDON—In response to what his lawyers characterized as “a reckless and defamatory misrepresentation” of the beloved ’90s sitcom about…

Babylon Bee

Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    FRANKLIN, TN — Financial consultant and radio host Dave Ramsey was reported to be in critical condition Monday after…

Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category
🏆 "Best Whining 2026": Grammys Respond to Ronnie Radke by Creating Nomination for Offended Geniuses on Toilets
Breaking, Music News

Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

In a world where musical talent, it seems, has finally given way to the talent for producing viral content, the…

Babylon Bee

Trump Unveils New Eternal Mortgage

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bid to bring down housing costs for struggling Americans trying to afford to purchase…

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Democrats Agree To End Shutdown In Exchange For 15% Off Coupon To Cracker Barrel

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The record-length shutdown of the federal government was finally set to reach its conclusion, as Senate…

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