Democrats Agree To End Shutdown In Exchange For 15% Off Coupon To Cracker Barrel
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The record-length shutdown of the federal government was finally set to reach its conclusion, as Senate…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…
EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’
WASHINGTON—Amid a series of sudden actions overhauling landmark federal conservation regulations, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a public statement…
Federal Judge Overturns Solomon’s Verdict; Baby To Be Cut In Two
JERUSALEM — What had been hailed as one of the wisest decisions of all time was declared null and…
Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long
FRESNO, CA — Local man Dennis Townsend has converted to Seventh Day Adventism in order to spend all Sunday…
Patriots Starting To Regret Drafting 130-Pound Linebacker Based Exclusively On Strength Of Cover Letter
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Admitting they may have overlooked some key physical metrics in the evaluation process, the New England Patriots front…
First Grader Anxiously Awaits Turn To Butcher ‘Für Elise’
GREENSBORO, NC — A local mother and father joined the crowd gathered for another round of musical recital performances…
Tips For Antiquing
Shopping for antiques can be a fun, sustainable, and stylish way to decorate your home. The Onion shares tips…
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA 6’ Is Now Available And Oh No There’s The Trumpet Of God And The World Is Ending!
NEW YORK, NY — In a reversal of yesterday’s announcement, Rockstar Games revealed that the hotly anticipated Grand Theft…
Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul’s Top Salesman
PHOENIX, AZ — New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year’s top U-Haul salesman, ending…