Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors
Toys ‘R’ Us announced the opening of 120 stores, a comeback for the once-bankrupt retailer hoping to capitalize on…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…
Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…
Spin of the Day: A new White House rule could limit federal funds for voter registration efforts. — 11% Mostly Reality
A new rule proposed by the Office of Management and Budget could prevent the use of federal grant money for…
Kristi Noem Files For Divorce, Expected To Get Half Of Husband’s Bras
CASTLEWOOD, SD — Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem filed for divorce this week, with legal experts expecting her to…
Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents
President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term…
Woman Prepares For Start Of ‘Taking Picture Of Bible Next To Cup Of Coffee’ Season
JONESBORO, AR — Local woman Geena Parks reportedly couldn’t contain her excitement for October to begin, which she said…
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds…
Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing
LONDON — The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice…
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