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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Disney Is Abandoning DEI – Here Are 10 Based Changes They’re Making
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Disney Is Abandoning DEI – Here Are 10 Based Changes They’re Making

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

Disney announced last week they would be discontinuing their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion hiring practices, a giant move away from…

The Trump Admin Says Dept. Of Education Should Be Dis Mantled. This Is Why Their Mistaken
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The Trump Admin Says Dept. Of Education Should Be Dis Mantled. This Is Why Their Mistaken

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

Following a tumultuous — and some may say — reckless — three weeks gutting government agencies vital in running our…

The Onion

CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

Congress Warns Trump’s Attempts To End War In Ukraine Could Result In End Of War In Ukraine
Babylon Bee

Congress Warns Trump’s Attempts To End War In Ukraine Could Result In End Of War In Ukraine

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress are sounding the alarm that President Trump’s efforts to end the war in Ukraine…

Legion Of Doom Condemns JD Vance Speech
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Legion Of Doom Condemns JD Vance Speech

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

SLAUGHTER SWAMP — Despite the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it from American and European citizens, a statement released by the…

The Onion

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week…

Nolan’s «Odyssey» is Already the Best Film Ever – and It Hasn’t Even Released Yet! 🤯🔥
🚨 Christopher Nolan’s «Odyssey» Sparks Film Bro Ecstasy – Matt Damon as Odysseus Leaves Critics in Awe 😱🔥
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Nolan’s «Odyssey» is Already the Best Film Ever – and It Hasn’t Even Released Yet! 🤯🔥

FinnFebruary 18, 2025February 18, 2025

Hollywood’s most self-serious director, Christopher Nolan, is at it again – this time tackling the ancient Greek epic «Odyssey» with…

The Onion

Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Charging across the street in order to find out “what this motherfucker’s problem is,” local drunk man Garrett…

Is Elon Musk The Father Of Your Child? Signs To Look For
Babylon Bee

Is Elon Musk The Father Of Your Child? Signs To Look For

FinnFebruary 17, 2025

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being…

Deranged Maniac Fires Off Over 17 Memes In Crowded German Shopping Mall
Babylon Bee

Deranged Maniac Fires Off Over 17 Memes In Crowded German Shopping Mall

FinnFebruary 17, 2025

HAMBURG — Chaos erupted and hundreds fled in a German city once again today, after what witnesses described as a…

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