To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House
NEW YORK, NY — In a courageous act to promote racial equity in America, New York Times contributor Nikole…
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Republicans Not Sure Why Poll Numbers Dropping Despite Doing So Many Wildly Unpopular Things
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Republican leaders are reportedly meeting this week to discuss how their polling could be so terrible…
Proud Wife Informs Husband How Much Money She Made Today Returning Things To Target
DALLAS, TX — Local husband Max Boyer was reportedly welcomed home Tuesday by his wife, Tiffany, who proudly announced…
USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga
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Ms. Rachel Announces Herbie The Puppet Has Joined Hamas As A Child Soldier
NEW YORK, NY — In a very special new episode of her popular YouTube children’s program, content creator Ms.…
Hunter Arrested After Mistaking Woman For A Deer
A 74-year-old hunter was arrested on felony manslaughter charges after fatally shooting a woman whom he mistook for a…
Iranian President Addresses UN While Holding A Thermal Detonator
NEW YORK, NY — Fear spread rapidly at today’s session of the General Assembly as, in a tense moment,…
Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…
Oh Great Another Genius Movie from Brad Bird That Will Probably Win All the Awards
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer has finally dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (okay, maybe a…
Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…