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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares
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Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously spooky stuff? 🎃👻 Because I’ve got the scoop on the most…

Warmth Of Collectivism Strikes Federal Courthouse
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Warmth Of Collectivism Strikes Federal Courthouse

FinnJuly 21, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — The red-hot warmth of collectivism struck a federal immigration court in downtown New York City…

Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar
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Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar

FinnJuly 21, 2026

If you ever needed proof that principles are negotiable until European festival promoters get involved, Ill Niño just delivered another…

Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat
The Onion

Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat

FinnJuly 21, 2026

       The post Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Complete Failure Of A Woman Doesn’t Have Her Christmas Shopping Done
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Complete Failure Of A Woman Doesn’t Have Her Christmas Shopping Done

FinnJuly 21, 2026

    ELKO, NV — Local woman Sherry McKenzie reportedly ruined her reputation and was now being held up as an…

China Viewed More Favorably Than U.S.
The Onion

China Viewed More Favorably Than U.S.

FinnJuly 21, 2026

       A Pew study found that China was viewed more favorably than America among the 36 countries surveyed, reporting 46%…

Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
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Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…

Ryan Reynolds Forced to Make Another Deadpool Because Studios Have No Ideas
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Ryan Reynolds Forced to Make Another Deadpool Because Studios Have No Ideas

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Ryan Reynolds has confirmed that another Deadpool movie is in the works, because of course it is. The news comes…

Man Angry He Got Hit By Sprinkler Acting Like He’s Never Going To Be Dry Again
The Onion

Man Angry He Got Hit By Sprinkler Acting Like He’s Never Going To Be Dry Again

FinnJuly 21, 2026

       EAU CLAIRE, WI—Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank…

Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around
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Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally tubular news? 🏄‍♂️🎥 Point Break, the most righteous action thriller of…

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