IRS Allows Taxpayers To Deposit Payments Directly Into Elon Musk’s Bank Account
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Simone Biles Calls For All Female Athletes To Just Give Up Like She Did
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Cow Slaughtered For Its Bell
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Elon Musk to Save Marvel’s $100M Flop — “Thunderbolts” Gets DOGE’d
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The Needled and the Damaged Son
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Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame
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James Cameron Dives Deep into Literary Hell with ‘The Devils’ Novel Adaptation, Because Apparently Pandora Wasn’t Hot Enough
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Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One
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