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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges
Babylon Bee

Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    MIAMI, FL — A prominent lesbian couple was arrested Saturday on charges of sex trafficking, the latest in a…

Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
Babylon Bee

Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly…

Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
Babylon Bee

Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of…

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
The Onion

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer

FinnJuly 20, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday…

Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood
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Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for the most epic fantasy adventure of the year, folks! 🎉👏 Children of Blood and Bone is coming…

Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That
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Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

The most epic movie trailer ever just dropped, and we’re not even kidding, it’s about a teacher who kidnaps a…

More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
Breaking, Movie News

More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…

More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now
Breaking, Movie News

More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped, and with it, a plethora of Marvel references, hidden secrets,…

Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual
The Onion

Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual

FinnJuly 20, 2026

       The post Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
Babylon Bee

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions,…

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