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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw
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Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw

FinnMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

The secret’s out, folks! 🤫 A never-before-seen, 2-and-a-half-hour cut of Gremlins, yes, you read that right, 2.5 hours of gremlin…

Babylon Bee

Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl

FinnMay 3, 2026

    FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — In a touching tribute to one of America’s most formative chapters in air travel, dozens…

Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027
Breaking, Movie News

Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027

FinnMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for the most epic news ever! 🎉 Greta Gerwig’s follow-up to Barbie is going to take…

Babylon Bee

Iran Issues Serious Threat That They Have A Massive Reserve Of More Serious Threats

FinnMay 2, 2026

    TEHRAN — Peace in the Middle East hit another major roadblock this week after Iranian officials issued a serious…

Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut
The Onion

Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut

FinnMay 1, 2026

       MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open…

Babylon Bee

Flight Canceled Because Of Spirit Airlines Shuttering? Here Are 8 Better Travel Alternatives

FinnMay 1, 2026

    As Spirit Airlines prepares to permanently close its doors, it’s time to take a look at some alternative means…

Babylon Bee

Dad Sits Family Down And Lays Out Summer ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Viewing Schedule

FinnMay 1, 2026

    LAKEWOOD, CO — In a solemn family meeting, local father Chandler Cooke gathered his wife and children into the…

Casey Means Sucked Back Into Magical Neti Pot
The Onion

Casey Means Sucked Back Into Magical Neti Pot

FinnMay 1, 2026

       The post Casey Means Sucked Back Into Magical Neti Pot appeared first on The Onion.    The post Casey Means…

Babylon Bee

Op-Ed: If We Stop Discriminating Based On The Color Of People’s Skin, The Racists Will Have Won

FinnMay 1, 2026

    There’s a lot of talk out there about ending racial discrimination, but I implore everyone to reconsider. If we…

Babylon Bee

Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio

FinnMay 1, 2026

    COLUMBUS, OH — The world’s leading theologians admitted this week that they have been collectively struggling to find a…

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