Noah’s Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard
EARTH — Noah’s wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Tragedy As Ed Sheeran Controversy Forces Millions To Listen To Ed Sheeran
WORLD — In the wake of the controversy swirling around musician Ed Sheeran, millions of people across the globe…
Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Spin of the Day: John Green’s new book aims to appeal to adult readers after his success with teens. — 85% Journalism Not Found
John Green, known for his young adult novels like "The Fault in Our Stars," is releasing his first book in…
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Survey Finds 1 In 3 Americans With Health Insurance Have Medical Debt
A new survey found that one third of Americans who have health coverage still have medical debt that they…
Spin of the Day: John Wilson discusses his filmmaking techniques and his role as the “shadow mayor.” — 88% Journalism Not Found
John Wilson, known for his unique HBO show, has released his first feature film. In an interview, he discusses the…
Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe Launched To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes
U.S. — Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing for the obviously destitute Sydney Sweeney. Read…