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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That
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Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

The most epic movie trailer ever just dropped, and we’re not even kidding, it’s about a teacher who kidnaps a…

More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026
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More soulless franchise extensions heading to Disney+ and Hulu this August 2026

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

As the summer months draw to a close, the world of streaming continues to churn out content at an alarming…

More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now
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More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped, and with it, a plethora of Marvel references, hidden secrets,…

Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual
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Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual

FinnJuly 20, 2026

       The post Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
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Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions,…

Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden
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Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden

FinnJuly 20, 2026

       Olive Garden announced the return of the Never-Ending Pasta Pass, giving pass holders 13 weeks of unlimited pasta for…

Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time
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Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    U.S. — After 19 days of added time, Pride Month finally came to a close.    Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

Parents Sit Kids Down For Difficult Discussion About Moving To Ad Tier
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Parents Sit Kids Down For Difficult Discussion About Moving To Ad Tier

FinnJuly 20, 2026

       PITTSBURGH—Attempting to soften the blow with a promise to go out for ice cream later, local parents Dylan and…

Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left
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Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left

FinnJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Because the world was just missing a film where Tom Cruise plays a billionaire businessman who causes an environmental calamity…

Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
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Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride

FinnJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…

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