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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats’ Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish
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REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats’ Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish

FinnMarch 5, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines
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Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines

FinnMarch 5, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room
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Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room

FinnMarch 5, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf
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Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf

FinnMarch 4, 2025

U.S. — Several recent studies indicate that the most effective treatment for male depression is an old lady at the…

The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation
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The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation

FinnMarch 4, 2025

While everyone can agree that guns are awesome (and if you don’t think so, you’re probably gay), it can be…

Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect
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Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect

FinnMarch 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump’s 25% taxes on imports from Mexico and Canada went into effect today, the latest salvo…

Search And Rescue Team Responds To Call From Injured Hiker Lost Inside Local IKEA
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Search And Rescue Team Responds To Call From Injured Hiker Lost Inside Local IKEA

FinnMarch 4, 2025

DRAPER, UT — A search and rescue team was called up to locate a missing hiker who was last seen…

Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035
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Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035

FinnMarch 4, 2025

BERLIN — In a plan to deal with what many believe to be its most urgent public safety issue, Germany…

Trump’s Canadian Tariffs Expected To Have Devastating Impact On The Curling Broom Industry
Babylon Bee

Trump’s Canadian Tariffs Expected To Have Devastating Impact On The Curling Broom Industry

FinnMarch 4, 2025

WORLD — With new trade policies officially going into effect, officials warned Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that Donald Trump’s Canadian…

Trump Orders Zelenskyy Be Sent To Bed Without His Supper To Think About What He’s Done
Babylon Bee

Trump Orders Zelenskyy Be Sent To Bed Without His Supper To Think About What He’s Done

FinnMarch 4, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another embarrassing scolding from U.S. leadership to Ukraine, President Donald Trump ordered President Volodymyr Zelenskyy…

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