Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening
Read MoreThe OnionAfter a ceiling collapsed onto the audience during a screening of the latest Marvel film, a theater in…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Viking Ancestors Looking Down From Valhalla Really Embarrassed By Their Descendents
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Health Tip: Instead Of A Glossy Bag Of Potato Chips, Go For The Matte Bag With A Picture Of A Farmhouse
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Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile
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What To Know About ‘The Pitt’
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Movie You’ve Never Heard Of Wins Best Picture
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Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
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‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
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Academy Announces New Oscar Award For ‘Most Likely To Be On Epstein List’
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8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return
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