Trump Assures PM Starmer England Still His Favorite Muslim Country
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump extended an olive branch to the United Kingdom on Thursday, telling Prime Minister Keir…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A boisterous and jubilant throng gathered on the front lawn of the presidential residence today to celebrate…
Trump Plans To Sell $5 Million Gold Card Visa To Attract Rich Foreigners
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Trump said he will introduce a new “gold card” visa to attract wealthy foreigners to America, which…
Man With Very Stressful Life Decides to Unwind By Watching Very Stressful Basketball Game
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Man Spits Out Blood While Flossing Like Battered Prizefighter In Championship Bout
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Sorry Excuse For Worship Song Doesn’t Even Have Guitar Solo
NEWARK, NJ — Churchgoers at New Wine Community Church were reportedly dismayed when they were led in singing a sorry…
Guardian Angel Dutifully Stands Over Man Watching TV To Make Sure He Doesn’t Choke On His Pringles
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