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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
As Far Back As I Can Remember I Was Forcing My Friends to Watch Goodfellas for the Millionth Time and Now There’s a Documentary About It
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As Far Back As I Can Remember I Was Forcing My Friends to Watch Goodfellas for the Millionth Time and Now There’s a Documentary About It

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic celebration of a movie that’s older than some of you…

Spin of the Day: ProPublica reports on exploitation in Dominican baseball, highlighting underage players and predatory lenders. — 11% Mostly Reality
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Spin of the Day: ProPublica reports on exploitation in Dominican baseball, highlighting underage players and predatory lenders. — 11% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 15, 2026

ProPublica's investigation reveals systemic exploitation within the Dominican Republic's baseball training system, highlighting how underage players, some as young as…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…

Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
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Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…

10 Ways To Entertain Your Toddler
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10 Ways To Entertain Your Toddler

FinnSeptember 15, 2026

    Raising a toddler can be a challenge, but entertaining your toddler can be even more difficult. It’s not uncommon…

Mitch McConnell Returns To Senate As Force Ghost
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Mitch McConnell Returns To Senate As Force Ghost

FinnSeptember 15, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of the mainstays of America’s legislative branch was once again seen roaming the corridors of…

Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again
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Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a 50-year-old movie…

Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
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Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…

Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
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Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the premise of Other Mommy or the fact that the trailers are actually doing…

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