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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already
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Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already

FinnJuly 14, 2026

Brainstorm Media has acquired the U.S. rights to “Without Blood”, the latest film from Angelina Jolie, because apparently, they want…

UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service
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UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    LONDON — The United Kingdom finally decided to crack down on extremist violence, increasing the penalty for terrorist attacks…

Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming
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Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming

FinnJuly 14, 2026

The big films of 2026 have arrived, and they’re already available to stream at home because, let’s be real, who…

Debate Rages Among Democrats About Whether SAVE Act Is Jim Crow 7.0 Or Jim Crow 8.0
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Debate Rages Among Democrats About Whether SAVE Act Is Jim Crow 7.0 Or Jim Crow 8.0

FinnJuly 14, 2026

    U.S. — Debate continued to rage among Democrats as to whether the SAVE Act is Jim Crow 7.0 or…

Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet
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Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

As the streaming wars continue to rage on, Disney is reportedly considering a free tier for its Disney Plus service,…

Christopher Nolan Recalls Building Fully Practical Tom Holland For ‘The Odyssey’ 
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Christopher Nolan Recalls Building Fully Practical Tom Holland For ‘The Odyssey’ 

FinnJuly 14, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Touting his commitment to authentic visual effects, filmmaker Christopher Nolan revealed Tuesday that he built a fully practical…

Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences
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Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences

FinnJuly 13, 2026

Paramount has secured the rights to the original screenplay of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the classic ’80s slasher film…

7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell’s Hospital Photo Is Fake
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7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell’s Hospital Photo Is Fake

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    Is Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell really still alive? A new photo of him in a hospital bed with his…

Lindsey Graham’s Will Orders Estate To Start War With Azerbaijan
The Onion

Lindsey Graham’s Will Orders Estate To Start War With Azerbaijan

FinnJuly 13, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Stipulating that the South Caucasus nation should be nothing but ash by the time it’s all over, the will…

Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’
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Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    U.S. — Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have…

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